Lessons in Adultery Land — The top ten things I’ve learned from cheating. Hmmm. These numbered lists do it for me. I find them strangely addictive. Let’s apply them to my passion; adultery. You will never look at philanderers the same way again. If you aren’t fucking your spouse, someone else is. Cheating will NOT…

When fornicating is fun! — I’ve got advice for you male wannabe cheaters. And not from me! It’s from my man whore. He’s a practiced fornicator and knows the landscape of infidelity well. I’m going to share his words of wisdom on adultery land: 1.Enjoy the Hunt Have fun — first and foremost. Even if you are just…

Sometimes, yes, and sometimes, no. — Are my lovers better looking than my hubby? Sometimes, yes. Sometimes, no. I know that is not a satisfying answer. My husband is actually pretty good-looking. Tall and broad with beautiful grey eyes and most of his hair. I still love looking at him in a dress shirt coming home from work. My man rocks a button-down. Too…

Revealing as little as possible… — On my birthday, I decided to do an “about me.” So quaint, I thought. All these nice writers telling the 100 million average monthly readers about themselves in earnest tones. Why they are special. Why they write. Why we should read them. Nope. Not me. This is the ANTI version…

From my Mia Malkova masturbation frenzy — I was having too much fun masturbating to Mia this morning. Until my husband clit blocked me yet again. “It’s early for you,” he said as he barged into the bedroom at 7:30 am Sunday morning. He was up at some unknown hour. After years together, we rarely went to…

So many flavors of potential lovers — How many flavors of Affair Partners are there? So many: * The Hot and Cold Messages you, things get hot and heavy. Then, suddenly no contact for days. They may come back to repeat the process until you realize the pattern. * The Ghoster Things are going great, then you think, “I might have landed a good one!”…

Regret and looking back. — Have you ever lost the perfect affair partner? The best friend, a great lay, knew how to compartmentalize, sexy as hell, and smart to boot. The “model” lover. The kind that was impossible to replace. Why did you lose them? Because you were too insensitive, too ungrateful, too greedy, too…

Two years later and growing — I posted my first piece on The Medium on May 10th, 2020. I had one read the next day! I was THRILLED! One read on the worldwide internet. Pandemic was in full throttle and everything seemed hopeless. Why not just write about adultery? What the fuck did I have to…

You can take back yourself. — This is for the moms. Those who are invisible. The ones who lost their identity the moment they gave birth. “You have to sacrifice.” “No more being selfish.” “It’s all about them now.” I heard all those comments. So did you. The mothers who have thrown themselves into caring for…