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11 Ways to Get Caught Cheating
Here is my list of what not to do
After reading so much on infidelity, I can tell you ELEVEN ways to get caught cheating.
Listen up, heathens. It’s simple, stupid.
1. Confessing
Don’t do this. Duh. Who does this benefit? NO ONE. Your guilty conscience will not be assuaged; I guarantee it. Your stricken spouse will be ever-suspicious if you do decide to stay together. Your peaceful existence will be no more.
2. Caught in the act
Uh uh. A significant other decides to swing home unexpectedly. A new car in the driveway? And you are naked and scrambling. This is how police reports are made.
3. Sloppy phone OPSEC
Photos on your phone or in the “recently deleted” folder, text messages, Facebook messenger, suspicious apps, APs phone number appearing over and over again on the phone bill. Screenshots that inadvertently show shady shit. The delete button is your friend.
Keep your phone as clean as freshly fallen snow!
4. Spouse notices new phone habits
You never leave your phone unattended, carrying it everywhere. Tilting the screen away from prying eyes. Changing…
