Let me tell you when I knew… — “I’m thinking about dipping a toe.” “I can’t get it off my mind.” “I think I’m ready.” Are you really ready to cheat? I’m going to be blunt — if you are questioning yourself, you aren’t ready. Nope. You are on the fence. Not until this is the last option. And, I mean LAST. The one…

Tell the Scarlett Letter your secrets — “She had not known the weight until she felt the freedom.” ― Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter It’s a new year. A new you. Let go of your secrets. Tell them to me. I know I felt the freedom once I started writing about my secret life. It was a huge weight lifted. I could finally admit my shameful dead bedroom, my…

The Do’s and Don’ts — Writing a profile for an affair? I’m looking for a lover. I can help you. It takes quite a bit to get noticed as a guy. Let me guess, you’d like hot sex, some romance, clever conversation, warmth and caring with a sexy lady. Is that too much to ask for? YES. It’s a tall order. Believe me. The odds are not in your favor. Many more men looking than women. It’s the way of adultery. The women who are fucking out of…

Revealing as little as possible… — On my birthday, I decided to do an “about me.” So quaint, I thought. All these nice writers telling the 100 million average monthly readers about themselves in earnest tones. Why they are special. Why they write. Why we should read them. Nope. Not me. This is the ANTI version…

Do you own a Kermit the Frog puppet? — Can you do the Miss Piggy voice? NUDE? If you can do dirty talk in her voice, you might be the one for me. I’ll bring the Kermit the Frog puppet. We’ll make magic happen with our mouths not moving. Waddya think? Then we can smash our puppet faces together. If you got this far, I’m sorry. I’m not the Muppet fetish weirdo I’ve led you…

What the Adultery Gods have taught me in this lifestyle — Who am I kidding? God ain’t talking to me, that’s for sure! I’m a fallen woman. And not in the old-person “help me, I can’t get up kinda way” either. It’s more like Hell’s basement for me. But my endless sinning may help you wannabe heathens out. Pay attention to…

When being a MILF works — One older woman’s journey in affair land: I’m almost 53, trying my hand at this “lifestyle.” I’ve always been attracted to younger men but assumed that it wouldn’t be an option for me this time around. “Everyone” wants to be with a young lover. Not a 53-year-old. To say that I’ve been pleasantly surprised is an understatement…

Honesty isn’t the best policy if you want to stay married. — I lie all the time — one of the issues of living a shady lifestyle. My nose should be as long as Pinocchio. Most people tell white lies or fairly harmless fibs. Not me. I tell some seriously straight-faced lies. Mega ones. “What do you have going on today?” my clueless hubby…

Being touch deprived in a dead bedroom is the worst. — I just paid for a full body massage. I might have saved myself that money if I got caressed at home. Instead, I have to pay to have someone touch me. A dollar a minute. $60 for 60 minutes plus tip at a cheap dark Asian joint in a strip…