Revealing as little as possible… — On my birthday, I decided to do an “about me.” So quaint, I thought. All these nice writers telling the 100 million average monthly readers about themselves in earnest tones. Why they are special. Why they write. Why we should read them. Nope. Not me. This is the ANTI version…

Why I get hit up by all the young guys when looking for a lover — I’m a MILF, apparently. Young men who I’m not the least bit interested in want to fuck me. “You’re so hot.” “I love older women.” “I’m so attracted to your maturity.” “Girls my age bore me.” “I need a real woman.” “You are just what I want.” Dudes, you don’t…

Getting what you need from a lover — You are in an affair! Hot sex. Crazy passion. Nothing better, right? Then why would you try to treat your lover like your spouse? This isn’t the duty and obligation part of marriage. This is cheating! It’s meant to be a little reckless. Pure fun of romance. Lots of sex. Connection on a primal level. Sexual satisfaction that is impossible to maintain in a “real”…

Save cheating! Come on, men! You can do it! — Guess what, heathens? My breeding kink took a nose dive today. Along with Roe v Wade. Good thing I’m post menopause, lol, so I don’t have to worry about unplanned pregnancies. But I bet this is bad for adultery land. Who wants to risk having hook-ups with such dire consequences…

Let me share them… — What are some of the most annoying eye roll questions when looking for an affair partner? There are some doozies on r/adultery. “What’s your favorite position, cutie?” Internal monologue: You idiot. You fool. You basic slice of rubbery no-name non-dairy cheese “food.” The gall to ask me what position makes me cream the hardest? That’s…

The reason you stay married is your piece on the side — Did you have a great Father’s Day? Enjoy your special dinner? Steak and potatoes and cobbler for dessert? A nice card. Maybe a gift. Hugs and kisses from your family. You have it all, dude. Your lovely wife, kids, and life. A nice roof over your head. A sporty car. …

Getting rejected at the picture exchange — Have you been chatting with someone online and it seems to be going well, but then you get the predictable, “Let me see what you look like!” request. “Ah, ok,” you think. “No problem. I’ll send a pic. Wait a sec.” Then what happens? Nothing. Ghosted. OR, “You aren’t really…

When PornHub isn’t just for masturbation — Why do I love PornHub so much? “What’s your favorite category of porn?” guys ask. “Comment section,” I answer. “You read the comments? Who does that?” “Uh, me?” I add, “I jack off plenty, believe me. I just get a kick out of the idiocy.” Let me show you some examples: ASS: “Her ass is bigger than…

When a wife decides it’s her time to cheat — Part one is here: A few long weeks later, she tells me about an invitation she’d received to Italy where she could further pursue her ceramics. I was elated because she could immerse herself into something creative that I knew would be good for her. In addition, I was excited…