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Another Kik Not-So Love Story
When a potential affair partner tries too hard
A potential lover on Kik texted me on this shady secret chat app.
Him: It’s been a rough summer (now it’s October).
Who is this guy? I don’t have a clue.
I don’t answer.
Him: I hope you’ve been well.
He’s trying again. Should I acknowledge him?
Me: I don’t remember you.
Him: Here is my old Kik pic, maybe this helps?
Oh, this guy. He’s been after me for ages it seems. I recognized his pic immediately. Does he think he has what it takes?
Me: Ahh yes, vaguely. Did you see me on AM? (Ashley Madison). I just unhid my profile and now I want to hide it again.
He answers immediately as I finish typing. He’s ready to roll, lol.
Him: Oh no! AM is pretty awful. I haven’t been an active member there in years. Hopefully, you’ve had some success though, otherwise, why go back?
Cause I want to get laid? Do I need to spell it out?
