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Best/Worst Naughty From Neglect Ads
These made me smile…
M4F — Selfish shitshow wants dream woman to fulfill every fantasy my wife won’t. Wow…you clicked on that?! It’s gotta be good for a laugh, at least. Honestly, I was just reading the other guys’ ads, thinking about whether I really wanted to wade into this swamp, and thought it would be a kick to summarize their desperate pleas for sex and attention in one fell swoop.
This guy made me smile…
Upvote for you, buddy, for your honesty and willingness to put it out there. I’ve read many ads and few were memorable.
M4F — If I spank hard enough, my wedding ring might leave a mark. Most of the time, I manage to keep up the appearance of being a successful professional and happy family man in the suburbs. Few people know that deep down, I’m still just as unruly and carnal as ever.
