Dick Game for Men

Gotta Get Moves in Adultery

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I think most women would say that they don’t love the look of dicks. Especially when you compare our body parts to a man. Yet, in the adultery game, you will see a lot of dicks.

Get used to it.

Every guy is different: screwdriver, corkscrew, suction cup, mushroom — all different shapes and performances. Some straight, others crooked like a bent nail. Some thick like a can, and some thin but nimble. Dick game is essential, cheaters! Even though we are adulteresses, we have standards.

We are not about to take the first dingle-dangle that pops out at us.

Is his dick too skinny? Can’t feel it. Too fat? Can’t swallow it. Too smelly? Can’t go near it. Too long? Can’t take all of it. Too hairy? Can’t stop fast enough to pick hairs out of my mouth. Trim, for the love of God. Too soft? Can’t make it hard. Too hard? Yes, please, I’d like it to last!

The perfect dick that will draw me in and hypnotize me. Like a snake charmer who weaves his cobra out of the basket, I saw in Marrakesh. I don’t want to be bitten but mesmerized. So let me dream for a moment…