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Halloween Wishes Come True!
40 (M4F) I Have Full Sized Candy Bars
No bite sized packages for you! You want the real deal! The big one! The sugary peanutty goodness of a full-sized Snickers bar!
Never MilkyWay. Please don’t say you eat those. Heathens, you are! We can never be together.
I need a woman who knows exactly which candy she wants.
You know when you comb through your kids loot and find your favorite candy bar at the bottom of the bag? “No way!” you think to yourself as you secretly stash it away.
It’s Halloween nirvana.
And I’m your guy.
And I won’t judge you for stealing your kids candy. We all do it. “You have whoppers?”
“Whaddya wanna trade?”
I’ll give you my Good N Plenty for your Whoppers. Any time. That malty stick to the top of your mouth crunchy is what I’m craving.
Or maybe you want to swap Smarties?
I’m bright enough not to argue. Those chalky bits of nothin. Jolly Ranchers. Ugh. Nothing spells cavity killer in a worse way. I’ll take Blow Pops! Suck right to the center, but leave some candy…