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Guys, You Should Have a Blank Profile on Reddit When Looking for a Lover

Don’t make this rookie mistake.

MonalisaSmiled
2 min readNov 27, 2024
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Tabula Rasa.
Blank slate for those who are Latin deficient.

That’s what your profile on Reddit should be when you are looking to fuck out-of-network.

NO CRINGY comments. NO WEIRD posts.

Nada. Nothing. Blank as a baby.

You shouldn’t be lurking on barely legal subs with girls showing their T&A for the digital world to see.

No comments on legit subs, either.

Pul-eeze.

Not on r/sex or r/AskRedditAfterDark. Or any “legit” sub.
NO.

Let alone the fringe ones like r/AmItheAsshole *(yes, you are) or, worse yet, r/conspiracytheories. We don’t need to see you are a wacko upfront. Hide it for as long as you can. We will probably figure it out eventually.

Don’t even think about posting a photo on r/DadsGoneWild. Women will assume you are a fuck boy. And rightfully so.

Dick pics? NO.

I don’t care how awesome your cock is. No posting on r/ladybonersgw. Your weiner stays in your pants at…

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Written by MonalisaSmiled

Adultery 101. Dead Bedrooms. Sex out of network. I am terrible and human. So are you. Editor of The Scarlett Letter | P.S. I Hate You | Sexpressions.

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