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Helping Adulterers on Ashley Madison One Profile at a Time
Let Teresa and I be your adultery Fairy Godmothers!
Hey heathens! Ya know, you.
“You talkin’ to me?” Just pretend to read this in the New Yawk heavy duty accent á la Robert DeNiro in Taxi Driver. Semi nuts style.
Adultery is a weird biz.
Right?
It’s all looking, looking, looking. Then eureka! You find someone! You connect! It’s fantastical. Cue rainbows and butterflies. Sexy vixens in fields with flowers (see above).
“You are so different from my wife.”
“I can’t believe sex can be like this.”
“We are perfect together!”
This is where I’ll stop. I could pull the rug out from under you. I won’t. LOL. (I’ve done that in, ah, let’s say 100 articles or so…)
Let’s hope it stays all sweet and light for ever and ever. You and your affair partner sail off to the sunset happily ensconced as lovers for eternity.
I might be able to help you get there.
In unicorn land. With glitter and cum. Lots of orgasms. And a sinfully delicious side morsel.
