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How to Land a Lover
Let Monalisa help you
Men, you can figure this out. It’s not that complicated, I promise.
Let Monalisa help you navigate the affair waters.
Let’s start with the basics.
Your Selfies:
Don’t take selfies that make you look like you buried your last date in the trunk.
Smile.
Sell yourself. Don’t be unsure! Even if you have to pretend. Do it.
Sorry boss, it’s you, after all.
Gotta up your game, my friend. Lots of fish swim in these oceans. I know taste preferences are going to vary wildly. Some ladies might dig your “dad bod” and your hairy back. But you have to try, at least.
Make your wardrobe, haircut, grooming, teeth work for you.
Spend time in the gym, at a current clothing store, getting your chompers whitened. Smile and show your teeth! Not one lady wants a rotten jagged Halloween-scary mouth.
How many ladies will risk their marriages to cheat with a schlub?
Not many.
Make your odds better. Be as sexy and desirable as you can be without resorting to massive questioning from your spouse. “Hey babe, what’s with the makeover?” Or come back with, “It’s a…
