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…a Cosmo once and her face was so well proportioned that my crooked toad eyes fell slack with tears. I’m open to solutions that involve Botox, filler, or a face transplant. You choose.
Elizabeth is Dead
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Adultery 101. Dead Bedrooms. Sex out of network. I am terrible and human. So are you. Editor of The Scarlett Letter | P.S. I Hate You | Sexpressions.
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