Looking For Naughty and Nice, and Pumpkin Spice!

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42 F4M It’s time for cozy blankets, fires, sweaters, and pumpkin spice drinks. I love fall, and I’d love to fall for u!

Guys reading this think to themselves:

“What is with women and pumpkin shit?!”

• Let me explain. Ladies like fall. Apple picking. Maybe making a pie. Pumpkin spice anything. So, if you want to put your cinnamon stick in her cup, you better embrace her pumpkin 🎃.

“Do I need to buy pumpkin spice dick cologne?”

• Uh, yes! You might think about investing in pumpkin spice returns.

“Ugh, women!”

• Well, pretend, my horny married friend. Pretend so you can hope to nuzzle her soft ear lobes and maybe grab an ass that doesn’t swat your hand away. Need I remind you that your wifey is eternally “not in the mood.”

“Okay, okay. I’m all in. I’ll get on board with this endless pumpkin crap!”

• Let’s go pumpkin spice air freshener, candles, coffee, eggnog, candies, cookies, bread, granola, cream soda, and ice cream. But not cheese (even I think that maybe they shouldn’t cross those streams a la Ghostbuster.).