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Manscaping — The Gateway to Cheating

When you groom your privates, you have something to hide

MonalisaSmiled
3 min readJan 19, 2022
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“Do you want me trimmed?” my potential lover asked.

“Whatever works for you,” I answered. “And stays in the context of your home life,” I added. “I don’t want you to raise suspicion.”

“She never looks at my dick.”

“Ohhh, I get it.” Yeah, my hubby had never noticed in over six years of cheating, that I wax and shave when I hadn’t done any of that before.

Is this the first sign of a dead bedroom? Not noticing your partner’s genitals?

Yes.

A lover would notice. They would be face to face with your privates on a regular basis.

“I love the way you taste, babe.”
“Your pussy is so soft.”
“That bend in your cock is perfect.”
“Let me lick your pre cum.”

After manscaping for the first time on a whim, for curiosity, you feel sexier. “I’m ready,” you think. “My junk looks bigger. I might have a shot, after all, looking for a lover.”

Since sex with your significant other is non-existent.

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Written by MonalisaSmiled

Adultery 101. Dead Bedrooms. Sex out of network. I am terrible and human. So are you. Editor of The Scarlett Letter | P.S. I Hate You | Sexpressions.

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