MILF Hunters
Why I get hit up by all the young guys when looking for a lover
I’m a MILF, apparently.
Young men who I’m not the least bit interested in want to fuck me.
“You’re so hot.”
“I love older women.”
“I’m so attracted to your maturity.”
“Girls my age bore me.”
“I need a real woman.”
“You are just what I want.”
Dudes, you don’t even know me. You have zero clue what I look like. You know my age, 52. That’s it.
Are you into wrinkles and widening waistbands? Cause that’s what most of us are dealing with. We aren’t wearing garter belts and lacquered lipstick while sucking your dick, PornHub style. I promise. These pretend milf’s are actually in their 30’s. They likely haven’t pushed anything out of their vagina besides a dick.
The MILF hunters all have the same lines:
“You’re husband is a lucky man.”
“I bet he can’t keep his hands off of you.”
“You are perfect.”
“Let me appreciate you.”
“He’s a fool.”
“I want to have someone like you.”
“He doesn’t know what he’s missing.”
“His loss is my gain.”
