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My Heathen Take on a Christmas Challenge
BJ’s This or That Challenge
Why not do BJ’s X-mas This or That Challenge by Brett Jenae Tomlin? Silly, fun. A way to learn a tiny bit more about me….except you know I’ll do my heathen take on this.
This or That?
1. Christmas Eve or Christmas Day?
Christmas Eve. We’ve gone caroling (yes, me), and it’s dinner with my family. I really don’t like them, but it’s Christmas.
2. Santa or No Santa?
NO Santa. Ever. I don’t have little children anymore. And they annoy me. So do fake Santas. I only like sexy fashion, Santa. I’d sit in his lap anytime!
3. Naughty or Nice?
Do we need to guess? I’m always naughty. I’m surprised I don’t turn into a pillar of smoke at church, smote by God. “Out, sinner!”
4. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate?
Both. I know that’s not not allowed in the rules, but #fuckit. I’m a certified glutton. I like my treats dense and delicious. And don’t forget my cookies, see #20.
5. Velvet or Fur?
Fur. One million percent.
