('No, I never said that I wanted us to be exclusive the other night .... where did you get that from? Oh, that ... well you shouldn't have taken me seriously. I can't be held responsible for you reading into things when I said I wanted us to ditch the contraception, buy a cat and grow old together').

That was clever! You should write! Can I use your response in a future article? OR maybe we can write one together? I like your style...