Oh GOD, you make me laugh. THIS. All this. A metaphor for life and dick.

I didn’t get much hands-on experience with his male membrane before it went in. Reaching between a guy’s legs for the first time is like reaching into a bowl of candy when Trick-or-Treating. Who knows if you’ll get a Snickers or a Tootsie Roll?
I Mentally Compare Dick Size
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Jenn M. Wilson
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Jan 23, 2021
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Oh GOD, you make me laugh. THIS. All this. A metaphor for life and dick.
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Adultery 101. Dead Bedrooms. Sex out of network. I am terrible and human. So are you. Editor of The Scarlett Letter | P.S. I Hate You | Sexpressions.
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