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Six Ways to Celebrate — Cake and Cunnilingus Day
April 14th — it’s official!
I’m going to celebrate.
It’s cake and cunnilingus day!
He picked up treats and I’ll be meeting my lover in a hotel room. Going to have my two favorite things in one day (minus chocolate — damn Lent).
What better way than in a hot and steamy affair?
Invented as a retort to “Steak and Blowjob Day” on March 14th. A woman should enjoy cake and oral sex (every day in my book is appropriate for this).
How to celebrate your sexy lover on Cake and Cunnilingus Day:
1. Start with a sensual massage
Decide that her pleasure is paramount today. She gets to choose the scented (or non-scented) oil. Sensual massage is a good start. Work slowly into the muscles in her neck and back that are tightest. A scalp massage also is heavenly. Feet and hands. No sexy parts yet!
Then migrate to sensual zones. Oil in the soft valley between her breasts or the small of her back. Work slowly (sensing a theme here, guys?). The slower, the better, believe me.
Women don’t have the same on/off switch that men do. So, we work like a furnace, slower to ignite and burn hotter, longer…
