The best fuck off EVER. Love ya, Reuben.

And if that’s not to your liking, then you can either fuck off or simply subscribe in the knowledge that you are in the company of an inscrutable swine who doesn’t give any fucks.
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Reuben Salsa
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The best fuck off EVER. Love ya, Reuben.
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