The Relief Pitcher in Play

When you are looking for a back-up option in adultery

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“So you think I’m pretty amazing, right? Well, you just wait until we’ve fucked,” wrote this one goddamn conceited pAP (potential affair partner).

“IF I fuck you. I’ve got men lined up.”

The odds are stacked against men in the adultery biz. So many men looking and far fewer women on the market. It’s glorious for us! We get to pick and choose to our hearts content.

The guy above was hot and knew it.

Does he stay in rotation? That’s the issue.

“When do I get to fill that pussy full of cum?” he asked.

“After you have fulfilled the following requirements (aka your rubric for success)”:

1. Send me at least FOUR non-dick pics taken recently. Make them tasteful for extra credit. And no video’s of you jacking off. That sends you back to your hand and your dick — get used to it.
2. Text me at least twice a day, every day. And not with, “I’m so horny” or “Can u send a pic of u?”
3. Tell me actual dates you are available to meet. And don’t expect it to be a hotel “date.” This is coffee, dude.
4. Try to earn a place on my team.