Truths of Adultery

The truths of adultery are as follows:

• “No Drama” is synonymous with douchebag.
  The literal translation is, “I’m going to act like a shit head early and often and if you call me out on my bullshit, I will shrug my shoulders and maybe, apologize but probably not.”
  I will whine and say, “this is supposed to be fun” when you complain about…