Truths of Adultery

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The truths of adultery are as follows:

  • “No Drama” is synonymous with douchebag.
    The literal translation is, “I’m going to act like a shit head early and often and if you call me out on my bullshit, I will shrug my shoulders and maybe, apologize but probably not.”
    I will whine and say, “this is supposed to be fun” when you complain about…

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Adultery 101. Dead Bedrooms. Sex out of network. I am terrible and human. So are you. Editor of The Scarlett Letter | P.S. I Hate You | Sexpressions.