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Twas the Night Before Christmas on Naughty From Neglect
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
’Twas the night before Christmas
When all through r/naughtyfromneglect
Not a creature was stirring, not even the tiniest speck
The list of affair partner requirements was hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that a Mr. Cheating Claus would soon be there
I was nestled all snug in my bed
While visions of a new affair danc’d in my head
And the hubby in his flannels, cold as an ice cap
Had just settled our bones for a long winters nap
When over on my phone arose such a clatter
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter
Away to my nightstand, I flew like a flash
Mute, mute, I pressed madly lest there be marital backlash
Who was this perfect man beard white as winters snow?
I am hopeful that perhaps he likes in my mouth to grow?
When what to my wandering eyes should appear?
A Telegram chat from you!
