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Will You be My Zaddy?

Calling all hot sexy older men

MonalisaSmiled
3 min readSep 2, 2021
Photo by Rana Sawalha on Unsplash

What is a Zaddy?

I didn’t know. I had to look it up. I’m old, shoot me.

It’s a hot older guy — with sparkling amounts of sexiness.

Anderson Cooper, Pierce Brosnan, Alec Baldwin, Idris Elba, Richard Gere, Liam Neeson, Jamie Foxx, Sean Penn, Lenny Kravitz, and the grandpa of them all: George Clooney. This is a short list, of course. I could go on and on.

Men who have aged like a fine whiskey. You want to swirl them in a glass and take a whiff.

My affair partner is one of them. He’s gone entirely grey. Grey hair and grey beard. Like Gandalf but hot. Think hipster silver fox with a ponytail. Every meeting, I thank the Universe that I’m alive and he’s fucking me.

Most men start to cash in their silver tickets in their 40s.

They have to swat the women away like flies. “When I was younger, I assumed you were pretty much washed up at this age, and no attractive young woman would be interested,” wrote one Redditor. “But, now that I’m older, I realize that men in their 20s mostly suck, so of course, younger women would be interested in older men.”

Is it a daddy complex?

Who cares?

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MonalisaSmiled
MonalisaSmiled

Written by MonalisaSmiled

Adultery 101. Dead Bedrooms. Sex out of network. I am terrible and human. So are you. Editor of The Scarlett Letter | P.S. I Hate You | Sexpressions.

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